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me:
my arm hurts
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mom:
it's the computer
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me:
my eyes hurt
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mom:
it's the computer
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me:
i have a nosebleed
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mom:
it's the computer
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me:
i have a fever
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mom:
are you sure it's not the heat from the computer
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me:
im pregnant
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mom:
its the computer
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me:
i feel down the stairs & hurt my tailbone
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mom:
the computer pushed you didnt it